Iona Vs. Manhattan In Tonight's MAAC Championship

Couple of the local teams going head to head with 1 tournament spot up for grabs. Loser goes home to play in the NIT like a buncha herbivores.

Its a lose lose for me. I can’t stand Iona. Specifically because I have a crew of friends – namely Fat Erik – that went to college there who talk to you like Iona is Ivy League caliber or some shit. Like you know that joke “How can you tell if someone went to Notre Dame? Don’t worry they’ll tell you?” Those idiots do that except they went to Iona which is basically just like 13th – 16th grade of High School.

Then on the flipside you got Manhattan College. The Jaspers. What a bootleg Fordham those guys are. Not as hood as us, not as good as us, thats my motto. And by “my motto,” I mean I just said it for the first time right now. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be at Mugz’s celebrating the Lady Rams berth in the Women’s NCAA Tournament. FU, FU FU FUUUUU!!