Madison Square Garden Selling A Cheetos Ice Cream Sundae Is Yet Another Embarrassing L For Knicks Fans

Cuncel da saeson, da franchise, and da motherfucking Garden. Any shred of optimism I gained for the Knicks over the last few months with RJ Barrett looking good has been wiped away by whatever heathen created this cursed food. I know that this can be seen as some homeless man's cheesecake and the equation sweet + salty usually = an edible orgasm. But there are some things that should never be mixed together. Church and state, orange juice and toothpaste, and those two liquids from Die Hard With A Vengeance come to mind as classic examples.

Don't worry that's not really a bomb, it's just pancake syrup. I'm a blogger, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters 

As anybody who has seen a picture of me can gather, I love me some snacks and desserts, with Cheetos and ice cream being near the top of those lists respectively. However mixing them together and wasting those two tasty timeless treasures is such an affront to the Lord that created those delicious treats, that the person responsible deserves all the bad things in the world to happen to them and only them. Which checks out, since James Dolan already deserves all that before you add in he is technically at the top of the MSG Org Chart and at the very least hired the person that hired the person that allowed two perfectly good foods to be ruined. Which is why I am adding this sundae to the ever-growing list of reasons why no superstar free agent will ever sign here, with James Dolan being numbers 1 to 1 billion and the Cheetos Ice Cream Sundae being 1,000,000,001. Hit the motherfucking music!

P.S. This guy is either the chef of Chester's Spot or living the best life any human has ever lived.