This Week In That's So Spursy: Christian Eriksen Had To Deny Punching A Teammate In The Face For Having An Affair With His Girlfriend After Losing 7-2 In Champions League

Well this might be a positive for my beloved Spurs! I mean we finally have some teammates on the same wavelength here. They are agreeing that Jan Vertonghen didn’t fuck Christian Eriksen’s girlfriend and Erisken didn’t give Vertonghen a black eye. Progress!

Well, maybe not progress considering this report came out a day after this ass kicking

The sad thing is Tottenham actually led in this game. It looked like Spurs were actually going to win the way they started the game and even kept the energy after the quick 1-1 tie.

The best part is Jan actually has a black eye that was because of Eriksen. He just didn’t get punched in the face for fucking his girlfriend:

Oh, let’s not forget that these are also two players that are unhappy with their contracts and wanted to leave this past transfer window. Eriksen wanted to move to Real Madrid and they were never able to get anything figured out. Jan is also out of a contract come summer time and just started talking about an extension. So all in all great times!

And might as well keep adding on. The report about the affair and fight also included Harry Kane being pissed off and scrapping. That seems to be a good thing. Nothing like having your best player get pissed off too.

Naturally Eriksen’s girlfriend made her Instagram private, but here are some pictures since I know that’s what 85% of you clicked for:

Who knew soccer locker rooms would lead to so much affair content?