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Welcome, fellas! Who’s ready for some good, old-fashioned trivia?! Okay, here are the steps/rules:

1. Look through the 16 categories

2. Decide the category you want to start with

3. Scroll down to the corresponding question for that category

5. If you get five in a row you win

6. No cheating! (I included tempting links before each answer key to help prevent this)


*****CATEGORIES*****

1. Things That Can Kill You

2. OJ, Vodka, And Screwdrivers

3. Phillip’s “Head”, Antonio Cromartie’s Dick, And Other Effective Charger Appendages

4. The Best iPhone Accessories And Plug-Ins

5. Apple Jacks

6. Things That Go Well With Milk

7. Scott Smith And Other James Franco Roles

8. Harry Osborn And Other Adjectives That Describe The Members of Black Sabbath

9. Crazy British Slang Terms For Being Rowdy, Drunk, Or High 

10. Taking The Piss,  Off Your Tits , And Other Obscure Fetishes

11. Rex Ryan’s Google History

12. Football Jobs, Footjobs, And Incredible Human Feats

13. Coaching, Podiatry, And Guinness World Records

14. Multitalented Stars

15. OJ, JT, And Jessica Biel

16. Parents Who Are Anti Vaxxers

17. Things That Can Kill You


*****QUESTIONS*****

1. CATEGORY: Things That Can Kill You

QUESTION: One JUUL pod contains how many cigarettes worth of nicotine?

A. 1/10th

B. About the same

C. 10

D. 20

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THE HOTTEST COLLEGE SMOKESHOWS OF ALL TIME

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CORRECT ANSWER: D


2. CATEGORY: OJ, Vodka, And Screwdrivers

QUESTION: Which zodiac sign belongs to the famous Twitter personality, OJ Simpson?

A. Cancer

B. Leo

C. Taurus

D. Camry

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KATE UPTON DID WHAT?!?!

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CORRECT ANSWER: A


3. CATEGORY: Phillip’s “Head”, Antonio Cromartie’s Penis, And Other Effective Charger Appendages

QUESTION: Which of these is not one of the names of Phillip Rivers’ nine kids?

A. Gunner

B. Grace

C. Caroline

D. Amazon

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THIS SEXY CELEB ATE PIZZA?!

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CORRECT ANSWER: D


4. CATEGORY: The Best iPhone Accessories And Plug-Ins

QUESTION: How many Apple Stores are there in the world?

A. 56

B. 506

C. 5,006

D. 50,274

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HOT MODELS FOR CHEAP!!

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CORRECT ANSWER: B


5. CATEGORY: Apple Jacks

QUESTION: The popular cereal Apple Jacks was originally introduced in 1965 as what name?

A. Apple O’s

B. Cinnamon Circles

C. Mortimer Mouse

D. The Mongol Empire

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BRITISH SMOKESHOW OF THE WEEK

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CORRECT ANSWER: A


6. CATEGORY: Things That Go Well With Milk

QUESTION: In the movie “Milk,” which academy-award winning actor played Harvey Milk?

A. Bing Crosby

B. Joshua Peck

C. Sean Penn

D. Clay Aiken

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THE HIGHEST POINT IN KANSAS?!?!

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CORRECT ANSWER: C


7. CATEGORY: Scott Smith And Other James Franco Roles

QUESTION: How big, in length, is James Franco’s body?

A. 1.85 meters

B. 180.34 cm.

C. 69 inches

D. 6’5”

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CHRISTIE BRINKLEY IS BACK IN BUSINESS!

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CORRECT ANSWER: B (5’11”)


8. CATEGORY: Harry Osborn And Other Adjectives That Describe The Members Of Black Sabbath

QUESTION: Which word most accurately describes Black Sabbath vocalist Ronnie James Dio?

A. Restless

B. Loud

C. Charismatic

D. Dead

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THE MOST EPIC COLLEGE SHOTGUN OF ALL TIME?!

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CORRECT ANSWER: D


9. CATEGORY: Crazy British Slang Terms For Being Rowdy, Drunk, Or High

QUESTION: In British culture, the phrase “Shagged a bird in the loo” best translates to what?

A. Chugged a pint of cheap ale in the pub

B. Performed oral sex on an avian creature in a bird bath

C. Husked an ear of corn in the town center

D. Had sexual intercourse with a girl in the bathroom

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CHECK OUT MY “BRITISH SLANG HALL OF FAME” BLOG

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CORRECT ANSWER: D 


10. CATEGORY: Taking The Piss, Off Your Tits, And Other Obscure Fetishes

QUESTION: What is the medical term to describe an intense sexual interest in objects or situations?

A. Necrophilia

B. Arachnaphobia

C. Paraphilia

D. Paraplegia

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INSANE FIGHT IN A GOLDEN CORRAL 

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CORRECT ANSWER: C


11. CATEGORY: Rex Ryan’s Google Search History

QUESTION: A modern Google search for the two-word phrase, “sexy feet” yields approximately how many results?

A. 2.5 Million

B. 35.5 Million

C. 220 Million

D. 530 Million

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THE MOST EPIC KNOCKOUT EVER 

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CORRECT ANSWER: D


12. CATEGORY: Football Jobs, Footjobs, And Incredible Human Feats

QUESTION: What is the name of the award that Pro Football Weekly presents to the top kicker in the NFL each year?

A. The Golden Toe Award

B. The Purple Hoof Award

C. The Titanium Tootsie Trophy

D. The Lou Groza Memorial Molding

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SOMMER RAY’S FIRST EVER NUDE PHOTOSHOOT

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CORRECT ANSWER: A


13. CATEGORY: Coaching, Podiatry, And Guinness World Records

QUESTION: The World’s Largest Ball of Twine is located in which notoriously boring state or province?

A. Siberia

B. Sukhbataar, Mongolia

C. Queen Elizabeth Land, Antarctica

D. Kansas

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WHITE OAKLEYS FOR SALE ON AMAZON!!!!

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CORRECT ANSWER: D


14. CATEGORY: Multitalented Stars

QUESTION: The famous actor, musician, comedian, writer, producer, director, and DJ, Donald Glover AKA “Childish Gambino” starred in what popular 2006 YouTube video?

A. Dude Dares

B. Friend Hugs

C. Pal Pranks

D. Bro Rape

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GUNS!!!!!!!!

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CORRECT ANSWER: D


15. CATEGORY: OJ, JT, And Jessica Biel

QUESTION: Justin Timberlake dated which pop princess in the early 2000s?

A. Christina Aguleira

B. JoJo Siwa

C. Brittney Spears

D. Stevie Nicks

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RON JON SURF SHOP!!!!

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CORRECT ANSWER: C


16. CATEGORY: Parents Who Are Anti Vaxxers

QUESTION: What is the real name of celebrity entertainer Kat Von D?

A. Katherine von Drachenberg

B. Kitten von Dog

C. Katarina Vontae Diablo

D. Kathy Davis

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JEEP WRANGLER TEARING UP A BACK ROAD!

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CORRECT ANSWER: A