The British Slang Hall of Fame

About a year ago, I started noticing that I was getting bizarre, incoherent replies to a good amount of my tweets. Long story short, I came to realize that I was gradually amassing a decent chunk of British and Scottish followers for some reason. Their slang is fucking absurd, so I started doing Twitter threads that encouraged them to flaunt it.

Here’s seven examples of the type of replies I would get with the translations provided:

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Here’s some more of my favorites broken into three difficulty modes. See how well you can translate them.

(I think some of these are people just trolling me with made up gibberish)

EASY MODE

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NORMAL  MODE

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***Suspected imposter:

EXPERT MODE