We Receive Some Important Survival Tips In This Week's Edition Of Pornhub Comments Of The Week
It’s Freaky Friday, ladies and gents, which means one thing and one thing only–it’s time for another roundup of the best comments of the week found in the comments section of Pornhub [dot] com. So let’s just get right into it and enjoy the best that this week in freaks has to offer.
Fuckin’ Abdulrahmaniyad99 being real selfish up in this bitch. Buddy,,,,if you have a hot mom, you need to pass her off to the squad. It’s only right. Start thinking about somebody else besides yourself for the first time in your life.
This right here is all the proof you need that Steve Jobs isn’t actually dead. Homeboy is alive and well and he’s sneakily throwing some subliminal Apple ads into your pornographic content viewing experience. Say what you want about the guy, but the man is a visionary. More people watch porn than just about anything else in the world. You can’t buy that level of advertising.
This is hands down the most ruthless and mean spirited thing that I think has been said about another human being. I mean this one hurt my feelings and they’re not even talking about me. A female wildling version of Post Malone is just…jesus, man.
Lmao.
This is just some good ol’ fashion wholesome content right here, boys and girls. Sure, everybody is logged on to Pornhub to get their rocks off. But lovelypanda123 over here just wants to share his love of pandas with the rest of the community. And maybe he’s out there just searching for a new friend who shares his enthusiasm for those lovely creatures. One moment you are treating your meat like like a speed bag, the next moment you have a new best friend to talk about pandas with. I think that’s pretty sweet.
I would say the #1 sign of becoming an adult is when HGTV essentially becomes porn to you. Just show me a compilation video filled with some nice open floor concepts. Get some closeup shots on the shiplap. But I’m still always going to close out of the video before they announce the final price of the home. Nothing ruins your day quite like seeing somebody get a goddamn mansion in Texas for like $120,000.
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again–the acting in porn is greater now than it’s ever been before.
Goddamn millennials out here eating Tide Pods in porn just to go viral. Shaking my dang head.
First of all, I think Igotgoodpornos raises a pretty valid question here and I’d love to hear all of your answers in the comments. With that being said, I think billphill1337 already put an end to the entire debate. It’s never gay if you’re wearing socks and that’s just a flat out fact. It is scientifically proven, actually.
They never are… but that’s what’s so good about ‘em, no?
And that’ll wrap up this Week in Freaks. Thank you all for stopping by and I hope you enjoyed your stay. Have yourselves a weekend out there, everybody. You’ve earned it. And don’t forget to stay sexy out there.