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FYI: Don't Ever Heed My Advice When Writing Official Documents To The White House

As the story goes, last week our boy Riggsy wrote a blog about how The White House is opening up “Skype Seats” for outsider journalists to be able to view and ask questions from the WH Press Room. Hence this iconic and/or haunting image for our country’s future of the press:  Afterwards, someone off

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I REALLY Hope Norm MacDonald Wasn't Stupid Enough To Bet $400K (Everything He Had) On The Atlanta Falcons Moneyline In The '97 SB (They Were 7.5 Pt Dogs)

Just a dumb, amateur hour wager. No, not risking everything outside (and including) your soul on a football game, but you can’t make that much at stake on the clearly inferior team. I don’t care if the Falcons just upset the 15-1, Randall Cunningham led Vikings in the NFC Championship game. The Bron

Welcome To "How To Open A Wine Bottle Without A Corkscrew 101", Maybe

As the story goes, I was desperately searching for a corkscrew to open my bottle(s) of red required to get through discussing the love life on Swipe Drunk Love. Naturally, I whip off one of my Applebee’s clogs to go to town on a wall and people were looking at me like I have 8 heads. Nobody believed

I Will Never Apologize For Making A Woman Cry On The Dodgeball Court

Watch The Full Facebook Live Dodgeball Video Here OK, maybe she didn’t tear up. But the fact remains. Equal rights, equal fights. Especially when it’s Barstool Idol Week and you’re trying to prove you can wrestle with the big dogs. There’s no gender on the dodgeball court. If you’re willing to step 

I Went To The Lego Store To Bring My Long Lost Sister Home For The Holidays

We’ll try to have a Merry Christmas. At least Momma and Poppa Smitty continue to think our family heritage a laughing matter. Happy Holidays ya filthy animals.

Highlights Without Rights: Kiefer Sutherland's Infamous Pirate Christmas Tree Takedown

More American than Jack Bauer, still less drunk than the real Kiefer. And that green screen wasn’t the only thing that broke on this shoot. I absolutely shattered my shit on the fall.

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FYI: Don't Ever Heed My Advice When Writing Official Documents To The White House

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