We Found The Least Correct List In The History Of Lists

Jeff D Lowe8/13/2021 4:30 PM

Before we continue, make sure to watch the full match between the BIG SCREAMIN HONKERS vs. urMOM from the latest episode of The Dozen: Trivia Competition...

People seemed to enjoy the match, but the post-credit scene Bonus Round that got cut from the show has people talking.

For the Bonus Round, we originally had this question: Name the Top 20 most ordered food items of 2020 according to DoorDash.

Seemed like a good list! The problem with these lists, though, is that I don't always give them a "test run." Some lists are good, some lists are terrible. It's the toughest part of the show because list ideas are easy, but finding perfect data, especially with 20 to 25 items, is not always quite as simple. So, when I find a complete list, backed by a strong source or company, I am usually committing to it rather quickly.

But even lists with good sources end up being terrible.

GRAPHIC VIA DOORDASH

LIST VIA AZBIGMEDIA.COM & DOOR DASH

1. Chicken Fingers + French Fries

2. Fried Chicken Sandwiches

3. Mac & Cheese

4. Chips & Guacamole

5. Apple Pie

6. Pad Thai

7. Chicken Quesadillas

8. Iced Coffee

9. California Rolls

10. Chicken Tikka Masala

11. Sausage Egg and Cheese

12. Cheesecake

13. Nachos

14. Breakfast Burrito

15. Queso Blanco

16. Chicken Parmesan

17. Taco Salad

18. Chimichanga

19. Pancakes

20. French Toast

Test-running this list would have immediately made me go, "wait, no pizza? No burgers!?"

Which is exactly what happened as our contestants proceeded to brick every fucking guess possible.

This list fucking stinks. I don't care how small the sample size is (1,000 people polled by DoorDash), there is just no fucking way any of this data is correct. Someone had to of fucked with the poll or sorted the data improperly.

APPLE FUCKING PIE??? TOP 5!?

It's quite possible the worst list ever made! But it did result in a hilarious post-credit scene. It unraveled so quickly, and each wrong guess strayed the players further and further from possible victory. Once they started tossing out ketchup, rice, mushroom pizza, and other bullshit, it was time for us to move on.

Either DoorDash found 1,000 weirdos, or someone fucked up the survey.

Hey DoorDash…