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I Would Rather Eat Shit Than Watch Ryan Pace Draft Another Quarterback

Maybe I'm being dramatic but at the same time I think it's fair to say that I would actually rather eat a big healthy pile of shit than watch Pace make another move. We're so damaged I can't even begin to describe my anguish and desperation going into tonight's draft. And lucky for me, I'm not alone in these sentiments as we welcome NFL Network host Kyle Brandt to Barstool Chicago. 

I don't say this shit very often but it's just an outstanding fucking conversation heading into the draft. Everyone loves to rip on Bears fans because we're complete losers and pathetic to our core, but this interview really drives home exactly why. If you're into feeling other people's pain and suffering, by all means welcome to our home. 

In other news, I'm 100% certain the Bears take a qb tonight. I can see them trading up as I type this blog and now I'm involuntarily puking. Like violently barfing on my computer. It's amazing I'm even still writing this. Each keystroke more disgusting than the last. I should take myself to the emergency room. 

I won't. 

Instead I'll sit here and take my sickness like a man. There's no running from the fact that Ryan Pace is trading up picks to mortgage the next 3-5 years to save his job tomorrow. That's a fact. Anybody in his position would do whatever they could to hang on and that means drafting a quarterback for Matt Nagy because nobody wants to play for him. Plain and simple the only way to get a quarterback in here is to draft one, and these guys are so desperate they have to move up. 

For me that means eating a pile of shit tonight. I don't want to but I don't really have a choice. We'll be on that live stream thing all night so tune in if you want to see us die. Until then please subscribe to Barstool Chicago YouTube