Believe it or not, I never jammed out to Taylor Swift until she dropped "The Last Great American Dynasty", a song about the previous owner of her Rhode Island Mansion. I can't help the fact I enjoy it.
While listening to it this morning I thought to myself, "someone should make a version of this song dedicated to the Patriots". Then when I realized today was Tom Brady's birthday, I decided that someone should be me. As I warned in the blog title, it's pretty cringeworthy, but that's ok. I made this song for me. Not you. It was very therapeutic.