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<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Nerd Christmas Eve</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("brandId","101"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","63544"),htlbid.setTargeting("tags",["Star Wars","nerd","Yoda","jim florentine ","everybody is awful","corny sayings","awful slang","christas eve"]),htlbid.setTargeting("is_testing","no"),htlbid.pubads().setPublisherProvidedId("PPID-GOES-HERE"),htlbid.layout()})</script><script src="https://d9rde3y35j061.cloudfront.net/script.js"></script><script src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js" async></script><script src="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/embed.js" async></script><style>.union__content{font-family:-apple-system,HelveticaNeue,Roboto,sans-serif;font-weight:400;font-size:18px;color:#5a5b5d;word-wrap:break-word;box-sizing:border-box;padding:0 5px 32px 5px}.union__content p{padding:0;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content img{display:block;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content video{display:block!important;width:100%!important;height:auto;margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content .articleAd{text-align:center;margin:16px 0 0 0;background-color:#f5f5f5}.union__content .htlad__container{display:inline-block}.union__content p a{color:#377dc4}.union__content .oembed__wrapper{margin:16px 0 0 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){display:block;margin:16px 0 0 0;padding:4px 12px;border-left:4px solid #77889a;font-style:italic;background:#f0f4f8;text-align:left;border-radius:0 6px 6px 0}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video) p{font-style:italic}.union__content blockquote,q{quotes:none}.union__content iframe{max-width:100%}.union__content .bs-image-hidden{display:none}.union__content div.hq-image{width:fit-content;margin:0 auto}.union__content span.image-attribution,.union__content span.image-attribution a{color:#757575;font-size:12px;font-style:italic;letter-spacing:.1px;line-height:14px;text-decoration:none;padding:0;margin:0}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer .bs-videoPlayer__container,.union__content video-js,.wp-video{width:100%!important;height:0!important;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%;overflow:hidden;margin:16px 0 0 0}.wp-video video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.hq-image video{width:100%!important;height:100%!important}.union__content .bs-videoPlayer__container>iframe{position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:none}@media (prefers-color-scheme:dark){.union__content,body,html{background:#1c1c1c;color:#f1f1f1}.union__content blockquote:not(.twitter-video){border-left:4px solid #367dc4;background:#272c35}}</style><script>window.addEventListener("applicationDidBecomeActive",()=>{document.querySelectorAll(".hq-image video[autoplay]").forEach(e=>e.play())})</script><script>window.htlAdUnitPath="57249056/in-app-iOS/Article-Page_In-Article-Unit",window.htlKeyvalues={authorId:"63544",category:"New York",tags:["Star Wars","nerd","Yoda","jim florentine ","everybody is awful","corny sayings","awful slang","christas eve"],brandName:"Everybody is Awful (Except You)",brandId:101,pagetype:"barstool_original"}</script></head><body class="union__content"><p><strong>Everybody Is Awful: Corny Sayings, Awful Slang. Nerd’s Christmas Eve </strong></p><p>Facebook’s Buy/Sell/Trade has gotten out of control: “Used dog food for sale.” <strong>(4:52)</strong></p><p>Gone over this before, but needs to be addressed again: “May The 4th Be With You.” - Star Wars nerds. <strong>(8:27)</strong></p><p>Before you go to bed on May 3, don’t forget to put out “choccy milk & chicky nuggies, so baby Yoda will visit.” <strong>(9:55)</strong></p><p>“Ah, I love a nice sparkling Brose.” …yuck<strong> (14:22)</strong></p><p>“Happy Geicoween.” <strong>(21:45)</strong></p><p>Special bonus slang: "Frenemies" <strong>(29:03)</strong></p><p>Committing "Podultry"<strong> (33:33)</strong></p><p>Planet Fitness.<strong> (38:06)</strong></p><p><strong>Hoodies' & T-Shirts</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/z87v06y" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-hoodie?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AxELCbW" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-tee?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve"></a></div></div></div><p><strong>Subscribe</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aIvbmr8" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everybody-is-awful-except-you-with-jim-florentine/id1495087840?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve"></a></div></div></div></body></html>

<p><strong>Everybody Is Awful: Corny Sayings, Awful Slang. Nerd’s Christmas Eve </strong></p><p>Facebook’s Buy/Sell/Trade has gotten out of control: “Used dog food for sale.” <strong>(4:52)</strong></p><p>Gone over this before, but needs to be addressed again: “May The 4th Be With You.” - Star Wars nerds. <strong>(8:27)</strong></p><p>Before you go to bed on May 3, don’t forget to put out “choccy milk & chicky nuggies, so baby Yoda will visit.” <strong>(9:55)</strong></p><p>“Ah, I love a nice sparkling Brose.” …yuck<strong> (14:22)</strong></p><p>“Happy Geicoween.” <strong>(21:45)</strong></p><p>Special bonus slang: "Frenemies" <strong>(29:03)</strong></p><p>Committing "Podultry"<strong> (33:33)</strong></p><p>Planet Fitness.<strong> (38:06)</strong></p><p><strong>Hoodies' & T-Shirts</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/z87v06y" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-hoodie?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/AxELCbW" href="https://store.barstoolsports.com/products/everybody-is-awful-except-you-logo-tee?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve"></a></div></div></div><p><strong>Subscribe</strong></p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aIvbmr8" href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everybody-is-awful-except-you-with-jim-florentine/id1495087840?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_63544_101_nerd-christmas-eve"></a></div></div></div>

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