Today was the big day: The Dave Portnoy Memorial 5k brought to you by the Kirk Minihane Show. It all started when Minihane predicted the early and untimely death of Barstool's founder. As Portnoy pointed out, he instead had his best month ever. But we didn't let that stop us from running. You can watch the broadcast of the race here, including interviews with Minihane, Big Cat, professional runner Mike Wardian, and a host of Minifans. A big thank you to the biggest name in cable news for offering his tremendous talents with this moving eulogy.
The Kirk Minihane Show
WATCH: Tucker Carlson Eulogizes Portnoy for Kirk Minihane's 5k Race2
The Worst Thing to Happen to Kirk Minihane All Week Was a Text From Blind Mike3
IDIOT MAYOR: I'M NOT USING TAXPAYER MONEY TO SUE KIRK MINIHANE, BARSTOOL4
Minihane to El Pres: When Curtatone sued "you got your ass on a plane to Europe... like Ro...5
STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE ORGANIZERS REFUSE TO SHOW KIRK MINIHANE THEIR DICKS6
Kirk Minihane AKA "Kevin Cullen from The Boston Globe" Interviews Somerville Mayor Joe Cur...