Sign ups are open for the First Annual Dave Portnoy Memorial 5k presented by the Kirk Minihane Show. But Dave Portnoy is alive, you're telling yourself. He beat coronavirus (allegedly)!
Well back in October Kirk Minihane predicted Portnoy would shed his mortal coil in mid-May. He so confident in Portnoy's imminent demise -- and so ready to celebrate a life well lived -- that he's decided to host a remote 5k race dedicated to honoring El Pres' legacy. If you want to get out the house and run a 5k on May 23 with a bunch of Minifans and Stoolies, you can sign up here.