Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 63 - Half Children

-If I ever end up on death row and get my last meal, I think I’ll leave a little food and ask if I can get a to-go box. That should get a laugh. 

-In society, we often hear the terms “half brother” or “half sister.” But we never hear the terms “half son” or “half daughter” even though scientifically speaking, every time you have a kid it’s technically your “half child.” 

-The happiest group of people in the world is anyone on a game show. 

-One of my roommates has an annoying habit of always leaving the toilet seat AND cover down. Leaving the seat down is fine. But leaving down the cover too just makes no sense. It just makes the toilet completely non-functional. I couldn’t think of how to bring up this complaint, so I decided to tell him this way, as he records this video of me. 

-If you’re going to type out an all caps “LOL” then you have to be at least 40 years old. Those are the rules. 

-Word of advice: never make a song your alarm clock. In high school and college, my alarm was the song “YOLO” by The Lonely Island featuring Kendrick Lamar and Adam Levine. From now on, whenever I hear the start of the song, I get instant PTSD and think I have to wake up for something. It’s ruined forever. 

-Teddy Grahams are a lot like animal crackers … bad. 

-I’ve decided that I’m going to start writing a movie or a TV show. It’s something I’ve always wanted to do. But also, I really just want to walk around my apartment all day in pajama pants and glasses with a coffee mug and tell everyone that I’m “working on my screenplay.” That’ll be real cool. 

-Alright I think it’s about time we address the elephant in the room. We’re all thinking it. I’ll just say it. Yes. I am growing a goatee. 

Thank you for your time. 

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 74 - No Heroes Wear Capes

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 74 - No Heroes Wear Capes

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 73 - Making New Sentences

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 73 - Making New Sentences

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 72 - Some Texting Observations

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 72 - Some Texting Observations

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 71 - The Ice Box

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 71 - The Ice Box

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 70 - This Speaks To Me

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 70 - This Speaks To Me

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 68 - Rhymes With Orange

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 68 - Rhymes With Orange

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 67 - Black And White

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 67 - Black And White

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 66 - The Butterfly Effect

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 66 - The Butterfly Effect

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 65 - I Like Commercial Breaks

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 65 - I Like Commercial Breaks

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 64 - Tropical Islands? Overrated

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 62 - Some New Hobbies

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 61 - How To Win At Sharing Food

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 60 - Quarantine Edition

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 60 - Quarantine Edition

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 59 - Coronavirus But Also Other Stuff

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 59 - Coronavirus But Also Other Stuff

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 58 - The Appetizer Guy

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 58 - The Appetizer Guy

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 57 - Global Warming And Stuff

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 57 - Global Warming And Stuff

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 56 - Very Thoughtful Gift

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 56 - Very Thoughtful Gift

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 55 - "Conveniently Located"

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 55 - "Conveniently Located"

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 54 - The Usual Order

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 54 - The Usual Order

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 53 - Man vs. Machine

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 52 - The Myth Of Line Gaps

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 51 - The Problem With Price Is Right Rules

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 51 - The Problem With Price Is Right Rules

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 50 - The First Swimmer

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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 49 - The Thoughts I Feel Strongest About

Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 49 - The Thoughts I Feel Strongest About