The Bears are back and I have no one else to thank but Susanna and myself. There's something about hot older women that get me going and no surprise it carried over to the field via a 20-13 win over the Lions. On behalf of hot tub guys everywhere, you're welcome. It's not easy but someone has to do it.
Also, thank you to all the tailgaters on Wabash. It's unique because these lots are unregulated by the NFL. It's for the people that really want to get a taste and get weird aka my favorite kind of Bears fans.
I'll be back Week 12 for another bite at the 31st street apple. And I'll be sure to trade in the beer bong for a map so I don't get lost on the beach again. Until then, ALL GAS NO BRAKES.