GOOD LUCK TO MY CHICAGO GOLFERS AT THE BARSTOOL CLASSIC
Congratulations to Chicago’s very best golfers and good luck to them tomorrow as they compete in the Barstool Classic at Liberty National. It took me a lot of organizing and planning but we found our guys through hard word and determination. I’m exceptionally proud of my v good buddy Smitty who I described in an earlier blog as such:
I got a buddy Smitty who is a real wild man. Great dude. Lives and breathes everything we talking about in The Bookie Chronicles. Just an absolute savage of an adult man with more character than you know what to do with. Anyone with a social life worth a shit has a buddy like Smitty. He can responsible consume as much domestic beer as anyone reading this blog while playing a 2 handicap.
In addition to these remarkably endearing attributes, Smitty is also well connected with Major League Baseball players and that goes back to long ago when the Cubs were losing 100+ games a year. One thing lead to another and Smitty became kind of a local gofling tour guide. So every now and then he gets a call from “A Guy” who says “I Got Some Players” and then Smitty takes them golfing. Basically. That’s the cliff notes of like a 10 year evolving story that Smitty usually needs 2 hours and a small batch of fireball to get through. You get the point.
He’s also go some decent calves as you’ll note from this shot from his 1st hole ALBATROSS
So thicc Cody Parkey could shank em
Also good luck to both Drews and Matt Heinen, CPD Veteran and professional handsome bastard. You guys have nothing to worry about. The holes out there are just as wide as they are in Chicago. Take that for it what it is.
