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I already explained I think Theo might be the funniest guy I've ever met. He dd over an hour of KFC Radio with us (download here) which backed my claim up. But this...this right here. 7 minutes of pure unadulterated hilarity from Theo Von as he answers the internet. His brain just works differently from us, man. Every answer was something unique. Something different. An extra layer of thought or an extra personal story. The guy just fucking GETS it. And also he really really loves Filipinos. He must have had like 3 or 4 references to Asians or Polynesians of some sort during his day at Barstool. He said he thinks he was reincarnated and was a Filipino in his previous life because he feels like he has a small Asian inside of him holding up his smile with his hands? Crazy town type shit.

I personally do NOT think a small Filipino is the correct ambassador for the Human race. I think that aliens would invade almost immediately if they thought "This is the best these guys could come up with?" But, to each their own. Check out the rest of the popular ATI's on our channel right now:

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Andrea Savage, funniest female in the game right now. One of the funniest humans, male or female, period. Matter of fact, I'd consider her as the human race's representative

 

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Joe DeRosa Secretly Has A Crush On Marisa Tomei - Answer The Internet

Joe DeRosa Secretly Has A Crush On Marisa Tomei - Answer The Internet

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Sal Vulcano Thinks That Chris DiStefano Would Make A Gentile Lover - Answer The Internet

Sal Vulcano Thinks That Chris DiStefano Would Make A Gentile Lover - Answer The Internet

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Ryan Long Thinks Will Smith Has The Worst Fans - Answer The Internet

Ryan Long Thinks Will Smith Has The Worst Fans - Answer The Internet

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Stavros Halkias Only Eats Gushers When He Feels Sexy

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Renny Thinks Denzel Washington Should Represent The Human Race - Answer The Internet

Renny Thinks Denzel Washington Should Represent The Human Race - Answer The Internet

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Brendan Schaub's Life Is Basically a Rap Music Video - Answer The Internet

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Nikki Glaser Would Be Celibate for One Night With Taylor Swift - Answer The Internet

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Brantley Gilbert Thinks We Should Send Dennis Rodman to Space - Answer The Internet

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Jessica Kirson HATES Matthew Mcconaughey - Answer The Internet

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Aziz Ansari Stole Chris Distefano’s Girl - Answer the Internet

Aziz Ansari Stole Chris Distefano’s Girl - Answer the Internet

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Bert Kreischer Invents a new P*rn Category - Answer the Internet

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Mike Cannon Says Brendan Sagalow's A**hole Looks Like A Peanut - Answer The Internet

Mike Cannon Says Brendan Sagalow's A**hole Looks Like A Peanut - Answer The Internet

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Will Compton Wants to Eliminate All Texas Sports Teams - Answer the Internet

Will Compton Wants to Eliminate All Texas Sports Teams - Answer the Internet

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Kelsey Cook Has a Pornstar Celebrity Look-Alike - Answer The Internet

Kelsey Cook Has a Pornstar Celebrity Look-Alike - Answer The Internet

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