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Fellas, Don't Compare Beards In Public Like My CCK Co-Hosts. It's Weird.

In the Vlog from last week’s CCK shows, I address the alleged sexual harassment of Big Cat during our National Championship electric chair, we discuss safe words for breakups and apparently I went too over the line when I tweeted at Feits about the new weekend song. Who knew we had boundaries here at Barstool?

BUT… the dumbest thing that happened last week was my two idiot lovely co-hosts got into an argument about their own respective beards. Seriously, watch the vlog. They get in an argument about literal shapes. It was the most asinine debate I’ve heard in a while and I work at Barstool.

Guys, beards are hot in the streets right now. Girls LOVE them. And I’m no exception. 1000% on team beard. 9 times out of 10 a good beard game makes a guy MUCH hotter. And yes, that includes scruff too.

So when this argument popped up, I just sat back and laughed at these losers. Who argues about shapes of beards in public? Beards are beards. Some much better than others, sure. But the fact that there was an actual competition that included drawing shapes was hilarious. It would be like girls debating who had the better eye brow shape to each other’s faces. It was an absolute pissing contest of masculinity. I don’t think it made the vlog, but I actually ended up touching Kevin’s face (#HimToo) on air to prove to Jared that he could grow a full beard if he so wished.

Some guys, am i right? PS – Grow some scruff dudes. It’s hot.

If you haven’t gotten on the CCK – aka Clancy and the Rockets – train yet, you need to. (Unbiased opinion here, duh). If I could describe our show in one sentence it would be “I don’t know how we got down this rabbit hole, but…”

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