Smoking Hot ex-KGB Agent Straight Out Of A James Bond Movie Says 'Looks Don't Matter' And Will Teach You How To Get Any Man You Want For $200 Per Hour
Elon Musk Once Passed Out In A Meeting With Russians While Trying To Buy Rockets Because He Was Too Fucked Up From Partying In Paris
The Russians Attempted To Land On The Moon This Weekend For The First Time Since 1976 And It Did Not Go Well
Lighten the Fuck Up! Russian President Vladimir Putin Was Kidnapped and Being Held Hostage by Russian Radicals...
The Sports Scandal of the Century Continues as US Figure Skaters are STILL Waiting for Their Olympic Medals 500 Days After Winning
Author Cancels Her Upcoming Book About Fictional Characters Protesting The Soviet Union Because the Cancel Mob Harassed Her For "Lacking Empathy" By Publishing A Book Set In Russia
Barstool ChicagoWatch This When You're High - Did The Soviet Union Discover Aliens In The Deepest Lake In The World, Lake Baikal?
Barstool Chicago(Do Not) Watch This When You're High - Russia Released Declassified Footage of The Most Powerful Nuclear Bomb Detonated EVER
A+ Distraction: Russian Rally Car Driver Missed A Turn Because He Saw A Woman Flashing Her Bra, Team Finished 3rd Because Of It
A Russian Billionaire Killed in a Helicopter Crash is the Third Crypto Mogul to Die Mysteriously in a Matter of Weeks
Russian Soccer Match Delivers The Saddest 40-Person 'Brawl' And Everything You'd Expect In A Soccer Fight
Lesson Learned: Russian Darts Player Starts Throwing Haymakers After Winning Because His Opponent Refused To Shake His Hand
Good News: Putin's Nuclear Torpedo That Causes Tsunamis All Over The World Failed. Bad News: A Tsunami Sub Exists
If WWIII Should Break Out, Let it Be Because Some Heroic USAF Pilot Drew a Dick in the Sky Near a Russian Base
Someone Did A Cute Little Video Simulation Of All The Missiles That Would Be Fired During A Nuclear War. Happy Friday!
