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Rule #1 Of Hockey: If You Touch The Goalie, You Die

Just for starters, you know a hockey league is an absolute shit show when they need to add an extra level of plexiglass above the bench to make sure that fans aren't throwing shit onto the players. Looks to me like that's the home team's bench, too. So if even the boys playing in their own barn need

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Rule #1 Of Hockey: If You Touch The Goalie, You Die

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