Punxsutawney Phil

It's Time For Another Animal To Step Up And Put That Bozo Punxsutawney Phil Back In His Place

Punxsutawney Phil Is A Total Dumbass And It's Time We Stop Listening To That Clown

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil Scampered Away From His Shadow Like A Little Bitch And Locked Us Into 6 More Weeks Of Winter

Punxsutawney Phil Sees His Shadow And Sentences Our Souls To 6 More Weeks Of Wintry Hell

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil Just Clipped Off Old Man Winter's Saggy Balls And Declared An Early Spring

Punxsutawney Phil Shoves His Shadow And Old Man Winter In A Locker By Declaring It Will Be An Early Spring

Does Punxsutawney Phil Lack The Clutch Gene?