Catching A Felony For Having 1-Ounce of Weed In Your Bedroom Closet, Which Cops Found Because You Called Them After Someone Burglarized Your Home, Is An All-Time Bad Beat
Florida Man of The Day – Good Samaritan Spent His Birthday Allegedly Smoking Meth, Stealing A Sightseeing Train, And Giving Random Passengers A Ride Around Key West
"Our Children Got Sick. We Are Constantly Going to The Hospital", Turkish Police Decided To Burn 20 TONS Of Confiscated Weed In The Town Square, Entire Town Gets High
Meth Raccoon: At What Point During an Arrest Can You Slap a Police Officer Who's Laughing in Your Face Because Your Pet Raccoon is Trying to Smoke Your Meth Pipe
"I've Been Kidnapped By a F–king Nazi", Haley Joel Osment Arrested For Public Intoxication & Cocaine Possession After Attempting to Board a Ski Lift With His Helmet on Backwards and No Skis
Police Chief in North Bergen, New Jersey is Being Sued for Pranking Too Hard (Spiking Coffee with Viagra, Pooping on Floor, Stabbing Co-Worker in Penis, etc.)