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The Toronto Maple Leafs Straight Up Refuse To Win Series Clinching Games, Ottawa Forces Game 6 After Spanking Toronto

Jordie

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4/30/25
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The Toronto Maple Leafs Straight Up Refuse To Win Series Clinching Games, Ottawa Forces Game 6 After Spanking Toronto

Thanks, Canada: Apparently You're Not Even Allowed To Do Any Pregame Shenanigans In The NHL Anymore

Jordie

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4/25/25
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Thanks, Canada: Apparently You're Not Even Allowed To Do Any Pregame Shenanigans In The NHL Anymore

Mitch Marner Just Earned Himself A Blank Check With How Ridiculously Gross This Assist Was

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4/25/25
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Mitch Marner Just Earned Himself A Blank Check With How Ridiculously Gross This Assist Was

Sports Teams Need To Start Rebuking Fans Who Make Shitty Playoff "Anthems"

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4/22/25
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Sports Teams Need To Start Rebuking Fans Who Make Shitty Playoff "Anthems"

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The Battle Of Ontario Has All The Potential To Be An Absolute Bloodbath

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4/21/25
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The Battle Of Ontario Has All The Potential To Be An Absolute Bloodbath

Tim Stutzle + A Surprise Guest Join The Crew For The Playoff Previews - Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 555

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4/18/25
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Tim Stutzle + A Surprise Guest Join The Crew For The Playoff Previews - Spittin’ Chiclets Episode 555

The First Round Of The 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs Are About To Be A Masterpiece Of Mayhem

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4/16/25
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The First Round Of The 2025 Stanley Cup Playoffs Are About To Be A Masterpiece Of Mayhem

Brady Tkachuk Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time In Ottawa After His Best Friend, Josh Norris, Was Traded

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3/7/25
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Brady Tkachuk Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time In Ottawa After His Best Friend, Josh Norris, Was Traded

Brady Tkachuk Continues To Be The Biggest Lunatic Who Will Fight Anyone In The NHL, This Time Including Tom Wilson

Jordie

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3/4/25
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Brady Tkachuk Continues To Be The Biggest Lunatic Who Will Fight Anyone In The NHL, This Time Including Tom Wilson

Apparently You're Not Even Allowed To Bash An Opponent's Face Into The Ice Anymore

Jordie

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2/4/25
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Apparently You're Not Even Allowed To Bash An Opponent's Face Into The Ice Anymore

Brad Marchand Continues To Be The Kinkiest Man In Hockey, Now Chokes Nick Cousins In The Middle Of A Game

Jordie

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1/24/25
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Brad Marchand Continues To Be The Kinkiest Man In Hockey, Now Chokes Nick Cousins In The Middle Of A Game

It Is Once Again Time To Stop Protecting Hockey Goalies Who Come Out Of Their Precious Little Crease

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1/22/25
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It Is Once Again Time To Stop Protecting Hockey Goalies Who Come Out Of Their Precious Little Crease

"Oh Jeez. Got A Face For Radio Right There" - Brady Tkachuk Might Not Get Many Modeling Gigs After Taking A Stick To The Face And Losing A Few Teeth

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12/20/24
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"Oh Jeez. Got A Face For Radio Right There" - Brady Tkachuk Might Not Get Many Modeling Gigs After Taking A Stick To The Face And Losing A Few Teeth

Hockey Guy: Emergency Backup Goalie For The Ottawa Senators Literally Had To Run To The Arena With All Of His Gear

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12/16/24
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Hockey Guy: Emergency Backup Goalie For The Ottawa Senators Literally Had To Run To The Arena With All Of His Gear

Claude Giroux Still Has Gas In The Tank And It's Pure Diesel

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10/23/24
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Claude Giroux Still Has Gas In The Tank And It's Pure Diesel

Nobody Told Ottawa And Montreal It's Still Preseason, Attempt To Kill Each Other All Night

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10/2/24
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Nobody Told Ottawa And Montreal It's Still Preseason, Attempt To Kill Each Other All Night

The Goalie Hug Is Officially Dead: Linus Ullmark Has Been Dealt To Ottawa

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6/24/24
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The Goalie Hug Is Officially Dead: Linus Ullmark Has Been Dealt To Ottawa

Morgan Rielly's 5 Game Suspension For Cross Checking The Shit Out Of Ridly Greig's Face Is The Definitive End Of Olde Time Hockey

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2/14/24
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Morgan Rielly's 5 Game Suspension For Cross Checking The Shit Out Of Ridly Greig's Face Is The Definitive End Of Olde Time Hockey

Vladimir Tarasenko Got to Spend His Weekend Kissing A Bunch Of Hockey Moms

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1/22/24
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Vladimir Tarasenko Got to Spend His Weekend Kissing A Bunch Of Hockey Moms

"Seeing A Lot Of Montreal Fans Leave Was Great" -- Tim Stutzle, About To Become The Most Hated Man In Quebec

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1/19/24
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"Seeing A Lot Of Montreal Fans Leave Was Great" -- Tim Stutzle, About To Become The Most Hated Man In Quebec

"Every Player On The Ice Has A 10-Minute Misconduct" -- The Tkachuk Bowl Went Exactly How You Thought It Would Go

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11/28/23
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"Every Player On The Ice Has A 10-Minute Misconduct" -- The Tkachuk Bowl Went Exactly How You Thought It Would Go

Boots On The Ground For The NHL Global Series Stockholm, Sweden

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11/14/23
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Boots On The Ground For The NHL Global Series Stockholm, Sweden

Player On Team With Sportsbook Ad On Their Helmet In League With Major Sportsbook Partnerships Has Been Suspended 41-Games For Sports Gambling

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10/26/23
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Player On Team With Sportsbook Ad On Their Helmet In League With Major Sportsbook Partnerships Has Been Suspended 41-Games For Sports Gambling

Game Notes Countdown To The NHL - #20 Ottawa Senators

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9/20/23
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Game Notes Countdown To The NHL - #20 Ottawa Senators

The Tarasenkshow Goes On: Ottawa Senators Sign Vladimir Tarasenko To 1-Year Deal

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7/28/23
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The Tarasenkshow Goes On: Ottawa Senators Sign Vladimir Tarasenko To 1-Year Deal