Amherst Cross Country Team Suspended For Past Emails Calling Girls "Meatslabs" And Asking If Asians Had Horizontal Vaginas
UMass Kid Gets His Ass Beat After Complaining To His Drug Dealers That They Sold Him Shredded Vegetables Instead of Weed
Amherst Students Protest Free Speech And Want School Mascot The Lord Jeff To Apologize Everybody Who Ever Went to Amherst