Be On The Lookout For These Three Ladies Who Are So Horny That They Stole 600 Dollars Worth Of Dildos

POLICE are hunting three glamorous women over a sex toy heist that saw the “thieves hide high-end vibrators inside their clothes” and flee an adult superstore.

The women were captured on CCTV footage entering the sex toy shop in Peth on Sunday and two are accused of stealing $600 (€400) worth of top-of-the-range vibrators.

Classic. People hate paying for pocket pussies and dildos. I’ve known that for years and it’s nice that the rest of the civilized world is catching up. In reality, I think we have to be light on these ladies. When you’re horny, you’ll do anything. Think about it. You ever licked an ass when you werent horny? Not gonna happen. If you’re horny, you’ll be up in them cheeks lickity split.

Turns out, they were getting super fancy dildos too. Check these bad boys out.

I dont know what the bead motion does but they both clearly focus on the clit. Sweet