Francis Ellis

I Once Had The Ever-Living Shit Beaten Out Of Me

If you’re familiar with my body, you probably think I’m undefeated when it comes to fist fights. I don’t blame you–my quick twitch muscles fire so fast that most people assume I’m a meth addict, and a crowd of schoolchildren once mistook me for an actual Avenger, because I told them I was an Avenger

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I Once Had The Ever-Living Shit Beaten Out Of Me

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