Happy Sunday From Paulina Gretzky In The Bahamas

There we go! Paulina and DJ have been in the Bahamas for the better part of a week now. We’ve been getting Instagram stories of beaches and them partying at sandy bars and blah blah blah. Looks like a blast. They live a great life. But up until last night we hadn’t gotten a PAULINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA picture out of the trip. Zero. Zilch. None. It was a little baffling. Paulina Gretzky can’t go to the Bahamas and not stunt. It wouldn’t be right. I was telling someone at the office the other day that Paulina was bound to fire off at least one Mount St. Helens fire flames Instagram while she’s there. I was confident. It was like wondering if the sun was gonna come up. I didn’t know when it was gonna happen I just knew it was going to happen.

And then at 12:30am local time last night/this morning, it happened. The picture above is the result. Fucking fire flames. Paulina has had two kids! Two! And she looks like that! It’s incredible. Absolute smokeshow. PAULINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PS- I’m willing to admit there may be some “enhancing” going on in the picture because her always-weird 99 tattoo has completely disappeared from her body in that picture