This Couple Arguing Led To The Best St. Patrick's Day Fight Of 2018 Until Further Notice

Not only is Man vs. Glass the best fight I’ve seen so far from yesterday, but that video was the best example of just how crazy fighting with your significant other on St. Patrick’s Day can drive you. Everything sounds good when you are planning it out the night before. Wake up early with some beers together, wear green together, get drunk as fuck together, and hit the sheets at night for some definitely not sloppy drunk sex together. But everyone has a plan until they get a Guinness to the mouth. Next thing you know, you are blacked out by 2, screaming at each other by 5, trying to put your head through a plate glass window at 5:01, and in bed with a concussion that could have been a crown of glass shards if you had ANY acceleration at all. That dude had heard that girl’s banshee shriek wayyyyy too many times and the only solution he had was to recreate the beginning of Stone Cold Steve Austin’s entrance music before coming up well short. Life comes at you fast, but St. Patrick’s Day comes at you in a blur.

And my favorite part of the video other than this kid mollywhopping himself into a case of CTE was the happy couple thanking God they weren’t ruining one of the best drinking days of the year with some bullshit. The yin and the yang of relationships.