UMBC SHOCKS THE WORLD! UMBC SHOCKS THE WORLD! MY GOD THEY DID IT!

HOLY SHIT! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!

I grew up like 20 minutes from UMBC. It’s a computer science commuter school in Baltimore County. Great academics, but even better at basketball! This is incredible! I can’t believe I wrote this 4 days ago about them:

The Retrievers got the matchup of a lifetime- the 16 seed to play the Cavaliers. The annoying, boring, Cavaliers. Nobody likes watching UVA play. Nobody wants to see them win. Even people who go to Virginia don’t like watching Virginia. So I’m all in on UMBC. We all should be all in on UMBC. A 16 has to beat a 1 eventually…why not now? Why not UMBC? It’d be like George Mason making the Final Four, times a million. The little 16 seed that could. Time to #ShockTheWorld

AND THEY DID IT! THEY BEAT THE NUMBER 1 OVERALL SEED! THE ANNOYING, BORING CAVALIERS ARE NO MORE!

It’s just so sick. So, so sick. The fact the entire country just watched UMBC beat UVA, it’s just incredible. Not just beat them, DESTROYED THEM. So fucking cool. So awesome. Amazing. Amazing.