Pornhub Changed Their Logo In Honor Of Rihanna's Birthday

Rihanna turned 30 yesterday. And I think you could make the argument that she’s the hottest person to ever turn 30. And she might be the hottest person to ever turn 40, and 50, and 60. She’s like Kobe or Lebron or any of those guys who came directly out of high school so they were automatically “the first to _____” 10,000 points, 20,000 points, etc etc. She’s just always ahead of the curve. And she always has been. In every way. Her music, her style, her sex appeal. All of it is light years ahead of the next pop star. Look at this rundown of career accomplisments

-First song to hit Billboard 100: “Pon de Replay” in 2004
-”We Found Love” ft. Calvin Harris was her longest chart-topping hit, staying at #1 for 10 weeks in 2011
-Rounding out Top 5 Billboard hits: (‘Live Your Life’ ft. TI // Eminem’s ‘Love The Way You Lie’ ft. Rihanna // Umbrella // Disturbia)
-33 Grammy nominations, 9 wins
-Ocean’s 8 will hit theaters June 8th
-Net Worth: $245M, has recently skyrocketed due to success of Fenty Beauty

And yet none of that compares to this latest accomplishment for Ri Ri. Getting the custom Pornhub logo for her birthday is the crowning achievement. Thats the true honor. Its the official declaration of her being the hottest pop star on the planet. Because Beyonce aint getting this treatment. Taylor Swift sure as FUCK aint getting this treatment. The folks over at Pornhub are only giving you that top banner logo treatment if they know you’re up to PH standards. And I’d say that since 2004 Rihanna is just a porn star masquerading as a pop star. A professional dick wrecker that happens to know how to sing and dance. Happy birthday, Ri. Maybe you should take one of those celebrity contract offers from Pornhub next. Just a thought.