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PyeongChang's Penis Statues Are Making It Hard Not To Tell Jokes

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Near the ski jump area and Olympic media center stands a trio of silver men wearing only a phallic helmet. The statue is a piece called “Bullet Men” and arrived in PyeongChang long before the Olympics. For some reason, it’s become a viral sensation in Japan under the hashtag #??????, which translates to “I have no idea.”

As an artist, I think the statues look nice. Not in like a horny way or nothin, I just think they look nice. Well done statues. The good people of Japan are being childish by roasting the penis men. Here’s some of the things they did.

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Very childish. When you’re at the Olympic games, it’s important to take in the sights and sounds. You experience cultures on a whole new level. Part of experiencing culture is art. You respect that art. You dont make memes about it. And truth be told, I’m not sure it actually a penis. I havent really looked that closely.

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Oh yeah. That’s a penis.