Snoop Dogg Has Fully Infiltrated The Olympics, Was Chosen to Carry The Olympic Torch Through The Streets of Paris
When Team USA's Finest Female Athletes are Complaining They Can't Find Tinder Hookups in Paris, What's the Point of Even Having the Olympics?
'I Go For The Kill Every Time' - Kevin Durant Isn't Going To Let The Olympics Stop Him From What He Does Best, Hopping On Twitter To Make Fun Of People
The USA vs China Rivalry Has Never Been More Back After IOC Tells America To Just Stop Caring About The Chinese Doping Their Faces Off
Olympics Off To A Great Start - Athletes Are Already Boycotting Eating At The Olympic Village Because There's A Food Shortage, Served Uncooked Meat
Country Full Of Cheaters - New Report Claims Both Canada Men's And Women's Soccer Teams Were Using Drones To Spy On Practices For Years
Back: Internet Legend Michelle Jenneke Is Finally In The Olympics Again, Rightfully Named Captain For Australia's Athletics Team
Will Team USA Rugby & Women's Soccer Impress, Or Embarrass? (Olympics Day 2 Viewing Schedule & Breakdown)
Has Any NFL Team Ever Considered Signing Simone Biles To Fly Through The Air On Short Yardage Situations?
'Biggest Circus I've Ever Seen' - Argentina's Manager Rips The Olympics For The Morocco/Argentina Shitshow And Player's Jewelry Being Stolen
The Boston Globe Being Upset We're Not About to Host the Olympics is the Stupidest Take in the History of Takes
Mayhem To Start The Olympics: Morocco Fans Thought They Got Screwed So They Stormed The Field, Set Off Firecrackers And Threw Bottles At Argentina Players
Good Start: Coaches From Canada's Women's Soccer Team Already Got Kicked Out Of The Olympics, Busted Using Drones To Spy On Practices
We've Reached The Point Where Steve Kerr Is Publicly Denying Team USA Will Send Kevin Durant Home, Because We 'Need' Him To Dominate
Irish Gymnast Tests Out The Anti-Sex Beds At The Olympics, Confirms That The Athletes Will Be Able To Fuck Without Beds Breaking
Kevin Durant Has Returned To Team USA, Which Means The Rest Of The World Is About To Experience Hell On Earth
Somebody Get This Man On Ice--Australian Field Hockey Player Amputates His Finger Just So He Can Play In Olympics