Unlike Buzzfeed, I Will Never Blog About A Manmel Toe (Man Camel Toe)

Kmarko blogged it earlier but I need to be on the record here. I wont comment on male penises getting all smashed on people’s legs to the point where it looks like a camel toe. It’s beneath me as a blogger. I will not simply point out that penises are hilarious when they are smashed just for a cheap laugh and click.

“Not even if wearing all black luge pants makes it look like you are one of the sad killer whales at Sea World with your dorsal fin hanging low like a boss?”

Not even then.

“OK. But what if one of the luge fellas had a pair of pants on that made his dick look like that set of sheets that looked like a vagina. That’s pretty funny, right?”

Which sheets?

“These.”

Ok yeah. That’s pretty funny. I might blog that.