Smoke Wife Of Reds Pitcher Gets Assaulted By Classy Pirates Fans Last Night, Goes Nuts On Twitter Rant
Got punched in the head at least 3 times by a pirates fan so this has been cool.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
Pittsburgh police can’t arrest anyone on assault accounts so I’m the one who spent the game talking to law enforcement after being attacked.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
All the pirates fans trolling my account & making jokes about this are sick.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
Hey- I box for fun & didn’t even swing back bc it was so uncalled for. just blocked my head bc that’s what was attacked. Who does that?!
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
Pretty sure all the ball-less nerds who made videos will be posting them on you tube soon.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
Look. Check the police report. I was ambushed in the Budweiser bar, grabbed by the hair, drug down & punched in the head multiple times.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
A huge man called me a cunt & said he was going to kick my ass so I told security. His chick is who threatened me & then attacked me.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
The police conveniently didn’t hear me getting threatened that I was going to get my ass beat as I walked into the security office. So cute.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
& for everyone saying I started it, I asked a huge dude to stop being mean to Meso’s grandma & he threatened to beat me so I told security.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
Ok. Now twitter people are making excuses for me getting assaulted. "I must have asked for it". You have to be kidding me.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
If anyone needs me, my phone is now gone as well.
— Dallas Latos (@DallasLatos) October 2, 2013
(NOTE: This is only about 1/3 of her rambles last night on Twitter)
I’m not saying that this broad deserved to be beaten up because in any situation it shouldn’t come down to it, but she should have been more aware of her surroundings. You see what it was like in Pitt last night? Pure chaos. People were acting like a wildcard victory to enter into a sure divisional loss was like V-E and V-J Day combined. You need to be walking into the lions den with your head on a swivel no matter who you are.
But, honey, what exactly is your end game here? Oh, meaningless attention. I got it. Screw being quiet and let the authorities handle the situation, you need to vent about how things went down to millions of people, which is fine. But get all pissy when people give it back to you and say you probably deserved it. That’s how this thing called the Internet works and you put yourself out to be pimped. And killer slip in when you say you “Box for fun”. Would’ve loved to see you try to jab the shit out of that 300lb truck driver living straight off dip and Bud Heavies who called you a cunt.
Just relax and go back to what you do best. Be quiet and flaunt titties:
