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I Think Porn Star Victoria June Is Going To Have Sex With Our Midget Friend Zah?

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I mean I’m no lawyer or anything, but that’s as open and shut a case as internet law gets. You can’t be a porn star, tweet about wanting to fuck a midget, and then not fuck a midget from Zimbabwe whose tweet goes viral for volunteering. That has every piece needed to be internet law.

They already have distribution set up, though I’m sure Portnoy will have lawyers all over this to get a cut 25% cut of the profit, and Caleb will be jumping up and down outside of the Bang Bus windows trying to get himself enough screentime to warrant a 5% skim off the top

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I wonder what sort of plot it would be? Victoria June gets an email that a prince in Zimbabwe, Tyrone Lannister, wants to give her 8 trillion Zimbabwe dollars. So she sends in her credit card number and social security number, but it turns out to be a scam. Out of anger she flies over to Africa and meets Zah in his village and next thing you know our boy Zah is railing out Victoria June, bow chicka wow wow.

Dave would then promptly get angry at Zah for not wearing a Barstool hoodie during it, or for not streaming it on Facebook live, or for taking more than 1 bite when eating her pizza.

But regardless, Victoria June, make it happen. No half measures. Barstool Sports x Bang Bros, the crossover we never knew we always needed. Just what Chernin signed up for!