These Fellas Running 7 on 7 Drills In The Middle of a Walmart Are The Definition of Football Guys

When it’s the middle of January and it’s 15 degrees outside you’re not gonna practice outside in the cold. So what do you do? Take an off-day and get some Madden in? That’s what losers would do. Nope, these nice, respectable fellas decided to get some work in at their local Walmart. Just some football guys being dudes. Full contact, no refs, pure chaos, the way the game should be played. We’ve got chop blocks all over the place, illegal contact, ineligible men all the way down the aisle but these guys won’t let the refs control the battle between the registers. This one guy is in full pads, helmet, and a fucking visor.

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You don’t mess with this man. He’s playing safety over the top making sure no one reaches cashier #20 and converts the first. He’s basically Sean Taylor reincarnated.

This guy in the white gets juked out of his socks. His ankles are in half and Walmart might have a lawsuit on their hands. I’d give the guy in the red a scholarship right now.

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Finally this employee steps in, and unfortunately for this squad, she comes off as the one person you don’t wanna fuck with at any Walmart. She very well may have a shotgun in her office. You see this lady and you run. You drop your pads, drop your playbook, and you run as fast as you possibly can. Every man for themselves.

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Good practice boys, see everyone at Target tomorrow.