Well I wish we could have that weekend back. From Thursday night to Sunday night Chicago teams went a combined 2-8, and the 2 wins? 1 each from the White Sox and Cubs which basically means they were all but meaningless. Hawks lost 2 absolute heart breakers, Bulls lost game 1 at home after playing some of the worst Defense I’ve seen all year and overall things aren’t exactly looking so hot for the Sports in this city for the next 4 months (except for the Sky). But as you know, I’m not a pessimist, it’s not part of my makeup. We can sit around and cry and be babies about how bad everything is or we can change our attitude and look at the bright side of things. Turn things around and get the momentum going the other way (I realize this has zero impact on how the teams actually do but whatever).
-The Hawks play their next two games at home, they’ll win both.
-Thibs will make an adjustment after game 1 because that’s what Thibs does and the Bulls will smoke the Wizards on Tuesday night.
-The White Sox are sort of not bad, that’s pretty sweet.
-Wrigley is always fun to watch a game (this is the nicest thing I could come up with for the Cubs).
-The aforementioned Sky kick off their season May 13, best record in the regular season last year, Woop Woop!
So there it is, not that bad. Now for the funk buster. You know the rules, buy something you don’t need and look at some hot chicks.
1. Buy something you don’t need.
Before we get to this I don’t think I ever gave a formal review for my last funk busting purchase. Well here it is, it’s a 10. High altitude mask. It’s like working out without leaving my chair. My lungs have never been stronger.
Oh and this blog, I blogged it at 10,000 feet above sea level, nbd.
Now for my new purchase, Taco Truck. A truck to serve me my tacos. Totally pointless? You bet your ass it is. But let me ask you a question. Would you rather eat your taco’s off your plate like a homeless person with no class or eat your taco’s off a mini plastic truck like royalty? Exactly.
2. Hot girls to look at.
A bikini a day instagram page. The best one two combo in the game. Now lets get positive.