Koalas Bears Fighting WWE Style In The Middle Of Australian Streets Seems About Right

I remember where I was the first time that I heard Koala bears weren’t really bears at all. If this is your first time hearing that, I apologize. Truth be known, the koala is an arboreal herbivorous marsupial native to Australia. A marsupial, by definition, is not a bear. Very unfair! This is also not a fight between two bears; it’s training.

You never know when a rival clan of another koala crew is gonna come up into your eucalyptus tree demanding your sweetest leafs. When that happens, you must be ready. These bears, again sorry for using the term, will be ready. They are practicing double under hooks, swim moves, keeping their hips loose, shooting their feet out but still in a strong position, head control, and weight exhaustion. It’s pretty incredible.

These koala bears were training, not fighting but I ain’t gonna spend any more time on it because, in the meantime, every 3 months in North Queensland, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile.