And Here We Have Blatant Video Evidence Of A UFO Flying Around

Oh hey what’s up how you doing here’s clear as day video of a fucking UFO buzzing our skies. No big deal. A UFO just casually and easily cruising against a 120 mph wind. Rotating in circles and shit like, you know, a UFO. Pilots watching this thing bewildered with all their aviation expertise like, “LOL nope that is not human, no shot, not even close.” I mean you couldn’t have clearer evidence of UFOs if one landed in your living room and stuck a probe up your ass. And NOBODY is talking about this. What the fuck is going on? That’s a UFO! An alien fucking spacecraft! That’s so blatantly an alien UFO that Congress threw $22 million at the Pentagon for a secret program to investigate these fuckers. And spare me the “well hmm technically just because it’s unidentified does not mean it’s aliens” bullshit. Look at that thing you idiots. Listen to the reaction from the pilots. Only one thing in the universe flies like that and everybody knows it — alien UFOs.