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Surprise, Surprise -- Pentagon's Been Secretly Investigating UFOs Since 2007

NY TimesIn the $600 billion annual Defense Department budgets, the $22 million spent on the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program was almost impossible to find.

Which was how the Pentagon wanted it.

For years, the program investigated reports of unidentified flying objects, according to Defense Department officials, interviews with program participants and records obtained by The New York Times. It was run by a military intelligence official, Luis Elizondo, on the fifth floor of the Pentagon’s C Ring, deep within the building’s maze.

The Defense Department has never before acknowledged the existence of the program, which it says it shut down in 2012. But its backers say that, while the Pentagon ended funding for the effort at that time, the program remains in existence. For the past five years, they say, officials with the program have continued to investigate episodes brought to them by service members, while also carrying out their other Defense Department duties.

All this UFO talk is lovely but unfortunately the most compelling argument either way is not the one we want: UFOs/aliens clearly have not been detected because Trump hasn’t tweeted about it. That carries more weight than anything. More than secret Pentagon programs. More than if you had ET himself give me an exclusive walkthrough of Area 51. It’s APPALLING Trump hasn’t given anything away on UFOs/aliens yet. I would have bet my left eye which is the good one he spills the aliens beans within a month of taking office. It’s been damn near a year now and we got nothing. Zero. Zilch. No tweets, no hints during pressers. He hasn’t accidentally dropped any revealing nuggets when blabbering on about god knows what. Guy drinks water like an alien but hasn’t told us about the aliens? Incredible. There’s no fucking way Trump gets briefed on the existence of UFOs and doesn’t tell the world about UFOs within minutes. I can see him slowly, sneakily pulling his phone out of his pocket to tweet, trying to keep General Kelly from noticing, as the Pentagon’s Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program representative is breaking down the UFO details. Trump conjecturing on twitter about aliens before he’s even fully briefed on the aliens. I don’t want that I need that but we haven’t gotten that. Therefore there are only two plausible conclusions: 1) The UFOs/aliens stuff doesn’t exist, or 2) Those possessing the information have not shared it with Trump.

I mean if you’re working for a decade on the Pentagon’s secret UFO program the last person you tell about it is Trump, right? Has to be. Which means…

UFOs are fucking back baby!

Senator Harry Reid, who spearheaded this thing back in 2007, allocated the tens of millions for UFO research to his billionaire buddy Robert Bigelow, who said this on “60 Minutes.”

On CBS’s “60 Minutes” in May, Mr. Bigelow said he was “absolutely convinced” that aliens exist and that U.F.O.s have visited Earth.

Let’s. Fucking. Go.

If you’re an alien guy (which, if you’re not, fuck you) this full article is a great read. Enjoy.