Alright I would like to address the elephant in the room. My phone completely blew up this morning with everyone in my contacts list sending me this tweet where Rita Ora and Conor McGregor appeared to be on a “date night” with one another. I’d like to remind you that McGregor has been in a monogamous relationship with Dee Devlin for over eight years now and they have a child together, so this simply can’t be true.
It was just a practical joke played by Rita. She’s winking in the picture to signal this. Or her finger slipped and it was a typo. She probably meant to write “Great night!” but ‘Great’ is right next to ‘Date’ on the keyboard. These pictures have bad lighting too, they’re a little blurry. Are we even sure that’s Conor McGregor? Crazy world out there, there are lookalikes on every corner. A lot of people say that I bear a striking resemblance to the Notorious One, that might be me. Who knows.
Rita even tweeted a picture later on with her “real date” confirming everything I’m saying here. Even if they were together, it’s because they’re both Versace spokespeople and they were paid to be at a Versace event together last night. Duh.
Everything is fine. Conor McGregor has a big happy family.
Like Drake says, “It might look like I care, but only on camera.”