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Sixers Extend (Future All-Star Sensation) Robert Covington To The Tune Of 4-Years, $62 Million

Value City!!! Don’t hate extending up the 3-point specialist who plays lock down defense to our special role playing position. We got the budding superstars, now we got Covington to assist them. Hell, Simmonds is basically a lock for ROY already, and Embiid is Embiid, but it can be argued Covington has been the MVP of the Sixers this season. He’s well on his way to his first All-Star game while averaging just under 17pts a night and shooting 50%(!!!) from downtown. Look at this shit:

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And for those of you who aren’t familiar with him, this pretty much sums up Robert The Covington’s history and role in The Process.

If that guy is right, and judging by the tidiness of his dorm room, he ain’t wrong, we’re all in agreement Covington will be a Now let us all pray to Lord Hinkie for ressurecting the undrafted Covington from the D-League when nobody else saw his potential. AND DO ME A FAVOR AND CUE IT THE FUCK UP!