CONFIRMED: The Philadelphia Eagles Will Be Back To Back To Back Super Bowl Champions!

Book the threepeat! Nothing has ever been as justified as this. You think this hairy Italian had better things to do than permantly mark his body with an outlandish prediction? Because I think not. Might as well etch the Lombardi’s now and shut down Broad St. for the next 3 years. We celebrating!!! For real though I would say pump those Delco brakes, but this guy probably has a suspended license, anyways. Don’t hate it the cockiness!

Orrrrrr he just mushed us back to the stone age. Great. The only Eagles fan who needs to make better decisions is this winner who got a 2016 Eagles Lombardi Trophy scar on his neck.


Uh…how about a little smarter placement for that bad boy, ace? Like get it on a place where it can only be seen when you want it shown. I understand the back area most likely has a giant crucifix with names of dead relatives scattered while the chest space is probably already filled with a TAPOUT, but there’s gotta be a little real estate on the cheeks or something. Getting a neck tattoo automatically eliminates all employment opportunities by 98% and 100% guarantees if he wants to work he’s going to have to wear a nametag. Be smarter than that.

PS – Might need to start following the likes of this guy instead. #1.