Respect To This Little Girl For Trying To Flip Her Sister's Car Like Eleven

I don’t think I can properly express to you how jealous I am of impressionable young children in 2017. Think about it. They get to go around and pretend to be Eleven from Stranger Things. We had fictional heroes like that growing up. The Ninja Turtle come to mind. You’d be in the backyard with your buddies arguing who was gonna get to be Leonardo. You’d fight crime. You’d save the world. You’d eat pizza. It was the best of times. Then one day your dad comes up to you and says, “Stop being a fucking Ninja Turtle and get a job” and it’s over. You lose your dinosaur. But now Eleven exists and there will be a whole generation of kids in their backyards tying to uproot trees and close the gate with fake blood coming outta their noses. Kids like that little girl showing her anger by trying to flip her sister’s car to the moon. I’m so jealous and you should be too.

Or I guess we could just laugh in the face of society and do what this brave soul did

Also make sure to check out our roundtable recap of Stranger Things 2. Part 2 dropped today