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The Clearest Shot Of CTE Of The Day

I’m gonna have to agree with my buddy Frank on this one, immediate CTE for all parties involved. While the one liner in the tweet is obviously hyperbolic, someone really should conduct a study correlating the amount of paint chips knocked off a helmet on a given hit with how long it takes to remember the difference between left and blue. Because even a smart Notre Dame guy like #38 is surely going to need at least a few days before he turns the lights on in his dorm room.

Any time a hit looks like the ball just dropped on New Years Eve, or Chappelle’s doing another R. Kelly skit, maybe throw a couple flags and get everyone involved to the locker room for a quick checkup.