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Patriots Trade Jimmy G To San Francisco For A Second Round Pick

I’m sure Jerry will be around with a “logical” breakdown and all that, but guess what? This officially means that Bill Belichick is convinced that Tom Brady is a superhuman and will play football forever. Folks, that’s some good news! Basically every NFL trade ever makes me think “wait that’s all they got for him?” and it’s absolutely what I’m thinking here, but what the fuck do I know? I trust Bill Belichick. Forty year old Tom Brady is the quarterback of the future, Tom Brady is the undisputed hottest QB in New England again, and the franchise tag is free for Malcolm Butler. Goddamn do I love being a Patriots fan.

PS – Sign Kaepernick as a backup. DOOO ITTTTTTTT.