Not Too Sure If It's A Best Man's Duty To Tie The Groom To A Lamppost Then Ignite Fireworks From His Ass

CHINA – On the day that his buddy was to be married, one best man decided that the best way to send his friend to his next stage in life was to strap a whole bunch of firecrackers to his butt and set them alight. In video of the incident, the groom is seen tied tightly to a lamppost near the street in Guangzhou with a bundle of firecrackers firmly secured to his ass. The groom’s “friend” then lights up the firecrackers, setting off a series of small explosions which make their way to the poor guy’s buttocks. As you might expect, the stunt landed the groom at the hospital with a bloody backside.

Hmmm. And here I thought the Best Man’s duties started with organizing the bachelor party and ended with a speech. Little did I know you were responsible for borderline committing first degree murder via explosives in up the pooper directly before the ceremony. I’m sure the bride-to-be loves her new husband’s taint now resembles Harvey Dent/Two-Face. Weddings day activities apparently aside, it’s probably wise to steer clear of lighting explosives in or around the rectum.