Sit Back, Unzip Your Pants And Enjoy This Tiger Woods Club Twirl

Club. Twirl. City. Population. Eldrick. Listen, I’m not saying Tiger is back. I’m not saying Tiger is gonna ever win again. I’m not even saying he won’t retire. All I’m saying is that club twirl is boner-rific. It means nothing but it means everything at the same damn time. If he can scrape together any semblance of the old swagger, we may be onto something. It won’t carry him all the way back but it is a fantastic place to start. Am I getting my hopes up all over again for an eventual letdown? There’s a good chance of that. But in the words of Andy Dufresne, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. So what’s up with Tiger putting out a bunch of videos of himself hitting shots? I don’t know. It’s better than him not putting out videos of him hitting shots I suppose.