The Americans Might Win The Presidents Cup..... On Saturday

One could argue the Presidents Cup is going well for the Americans. So well, in fact, that we could win it on Saturday. SATURDAY. Like winning a hockey game in the 2nd period.

Here are a few quick replays from the action so far.

We expected to win but not like this. No one’s ever seen anything like this. It’s been a stunning dusting. The Internationals stink. STINK.

Here are the session results thus far.

The 3 Fore Play boys — Hoffman, Chappell, and Kiz — are a combined 4-0-1.

Kiz is having fun with Phil.

And he gave us some ALL TIME prematureness.

Here are your afternoon match ups.

I’m heading out for the afternoon. Can’t wait. Hope to see as many of you drunken slobs as possible.

I see the first tee is already on lockdown.