Denny's Doesn't Want You To Think Their New Mascot Looks Like A Turd But Their New Mascot Definitely Looks Like A Turd

Fox News- Denny’s has released a new mascot, and it’s getting a crappy reception. The nationwide diner revealed its newest addition to the Denny’s team – a smiling breakfast sausage link with arms and legs, wearing a fedora hat – earlier this summer, and the social media feedback hasn’t been kind. On Twitter, users have been relentlessly taking pot shots at the chain, universally likening the new character to feces. One user indelicately called the mascot “a turd in a fedora.” Another said he reminded them of a “South Park” character, Mr. Hankey – which others agreed. This definitely wasn’t the response Denny’s was looking for when it rolled out the icon, especially following another social media flop back in August when the restaurant was skewered for calling out people who didn’t tip.

Thats a turd. That’s a turd. That’s a turd. I don’t care what Denny’s says. That’s a turd. Plain as day. The Fox News article that I linked to compared it to Mr. Hankey from South Park and that’s precisely what we’re looking at. This is what I don’t understand about corporate America. They have all the money in the world and they still make these kinds of mistakes. All they need to do is peel off a stack of that money, give it to a normal guy who isn’t wearing a suit and who hasn’t been in the corporate system forever. Cause that person will raise their hand in the meeting when they’re thinking about introducing that new mascot and say, “Hey guys. Just an FYI. That looks like a turd.” It’ll save them from getting draggggggged on social media. I’m not lobbying for that job but I guarantee anyone at here Barstool wouldn’t allow them to make their new mascot literally a giant piece of shit. We may not be great at a lot of things but I think we’d be able to spot that. Barstool should actually be a consulting company for shit like this. We’d make bank.